[Sooo, remember that mystery box? The super important mystery box that just so happens to be the whole point of this doomed expedition? That was a really great financial investment, taking on that job. I'm sure no one will come to regret taking on that job.
Anyway, the box. Yeah, it's exactly where they left it. Don't even worry about it. Nothing to see here. Still just sitting in the cargo hold, right where it's supposed to be.
It's open, though. It is wide open. The lid is totally off the thing. Is that going to be a problem? Probably not, right?
It's only eggs inside. A cluster of slimey, veiny eggs, pulsing ominously with life. And one of those eggs is already hatched, opened up at the top, like the flowers of a petal. Isn't that nice? The miracle of life.
It's a precious newborn baby something, and it's hugging your friend. Hugging your friend in the face.]
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Anyway, the box. Yeah, it's exactly where they left it. Don't even worry about it. Nothing to see here. Still just sitting in the cargo hold, right where it's supposed to be.
It's open, though. It is wide open. The lid is totally off the thing. Is that going to be a problem? Probably not, right?
It's only eggs inside. A cluster of slimey, veiny eggs, pulsing ominously with life. And one of those eggs is already hatched, opened up at the top, like the flowers of a petal. Isn't that nice? The miracle of life.
It's a precious newborn baby something, and it's hugging your friend. Hugging your friend in the face.]